Easier said than done

Ohh, dear. I never thought my html programming knowledge was burried this deep. I am a complete eedjit trying to do simplest things here.
But it is all coming together, although I expect it will take a few months since I am only doing a bit by bit.
Ohh, and I got my new computer at work and it is B.E.A.U.T.I.ful!!!! And what is more, it actually works.
Thumbs up computer nerds at work, I would have done it a lot quicker but I am not allowed.